It is rare that I put up little 'teehees' as I call them but this one just drove home the current state of our government, so here ya go...
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
7 comments:
I believe they're going to start issuing camoflage condoms to the military soon, so the enemy won't see them coming.
excellent. it's amazing how far you can stretch a metaphor isn't it
Splendid idea. Can come in handy when for protection when coming into contact with George's "Bush".
AMEN, SISTA! :)
How accurate...sad, but accurate! :)
Right on! Why do we allow such crooked bastards to run our country?
haHA!
Thanks for the comments and sharing the chuckle known as our government. Kyknoord, Prisoner and Chitty... did you three conspire to get iced tea to come damn near flying out of my nose with those replies? Those were hilarious!
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