The entire point of this post is to show you my unmentionables.
Yep, you read correctly. Or, perhaps I should call them my unidentifiables. Know how some people (when referring to cooking) say they can 'burn water'? Well here's my laundry-based version....
Yep. I melted... freaking annihilated... my unmentionables. Until they became unidentifiables. There was another item that sustained some damage but not nearly so drastic. I think you could substitute this for the center of a tennis racket; it's like hard plastic!
After this little mishap I'm sooo asking Victoria for her Secret. I bet she doesn't have this problem. Damned dryers anyway.
10 comments:
You could probably make a Nat King Cole or Sinatra hit with those: I had "unrecognizable" in mind, that's three already.
well ya know... if you wore white cotton panties like a good girl - this would never have happened!! hehehe
Anne - You think I can collect any royalties from that?...
Kitty - If they were cotton, the entire machine would have been up in flames!
Wow Cap'n. Are you some kind of überneofeminist or something?
I got me a piece of crime evidence I need to turn into sth like that! I am ready to pay for the favor ;-)
I am an artist of my own when it comes to this specific kind!
Kyknoord - One might think so given the end result there but I prefer to call it 'domestically challenged'.
Dr O2 - Give it to me and the evidence shall become, well, melted, burned, and nothing that they can trace back to you! ;)
Yikes!
That looks like the kind of thing which washes up with syringes and medical waste on the Jersey shore. Does your dryer have a thermonuclear setting? :D
Wow. That is pretty bad, lol.
What part of "do not machine dry - hang on line" don't you understand? I'll bet the Amish never have this problem.
Actually, I thought it looked like you tossed a python into a grain thresher, and tried to cood the results.
Jason - Apparently it does have such a setting, unbeknownst to me. If that thing washed up on the shore, I'd definitely be wary!
Renee - Innit, tho? =) It gets pretty hot in Vegas; better make sure yours don't melt ON you! lol.
Ron - If the Amish saw those, they's say it was the work of the devil and be grateful they don't have electricity. And hey, those labels are tricky!!! =) It does kind of resemble a mangled python, doesn't it?
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