Has anyone seen my sensibility?....
I really wanted to post something today but I am exhausted. I mean, post something more than this...
Arguing with everyone. Alot. Perhaps if I sleep more I'll argue less.
Making really inappropriate (often sexual) comments. The looks I get after one of those comments is similar (I'd suppose) to the looks an amish girl would get after flashing her boobs. Perhaps if I sleep more I'll 'comment' less.
Loving you, hating you, tolerating you.... lying about it either way. Perhaps if I sleep more I'll lie less.
All options and stimuli seem to lead to the same thing. Shitty decisions and apathy. Perhaps if I...
Hell with it.... I'm shutting this thing off and getting some sleep.
14 comments:
wait...what is wrong with innapropriate sexual comments? they are the only ones worth getting....
Has anyone seen my sensibility?....
It was arguing with your pride by the toilets as I passed, something about a sexual comment ;)
Making appropriate comments are so last year... hehe... it is the inappropriate ones that make life worthwhile.
And if you stop lying you may just disappoint those who have come to expect it of you.
Don't worry, we all have our moments when things don't go our way. Of course, if you are me and if you are extremely lucky, you get to have a whole lifetime of it! :)
I wanna sleep too...but they frown on that here in the workplace.
Although, if I lock my door, they'd have to knock first....and the space under my desk is just big enough for me to curl up in a tight little ball....hmmmm.
Gotta go...*yawn*
Hey,
Make all the comments you like, and however you like...I'm the master of saying things like that to people. Hope you got some sleep and are feeling better. (I see there's another John posting, that one wasn't me.)
Mr. Decko - Oh the comments are usually fine by me, it's just that I'm losing the ability to judge when it is NOT appropriate. Like when talking to the big boss... If you like 'em, I'll just make them to you. Ha.
John - LOL; great comment. But what were you doing by the women's restroom? =)
Chitty - You know, you are right! I can't let down the others that have come to depend on this type of ill-mannered behavior. And I think I'm on the same 'lifetime' plan as you!
Stacy - Can we start a petition for naptime in the workplace? Like in pre-school? PLEASE?
JohnH - Welcome back from Bonnaroo! With both of us having this tendency for odd comments, I think we should invite Chitty and just have a ball! (And today you are officially known as 'JohnH'. Unless I scare off (or bore to death) the other John, at which time you will again become 'John'. Then again he appears to be lurking around the women's restrooms listening to comments made and conversations being had by various parts of my psyche... could be interesting!)
Ah Livewire, I am also a master of the lost art of innappropriate comments, most of which are sexual. At least you have the apathy to say it like it is, I sometimes find myself censoring my inner voice and it's rather dissappointing. Keep up the good work, and try and get some sleep silly!
Well the last inappropriate comment I made was to one of the barbs(one of my fave bands, we(me,rob and others have seen them so many times they virtually know us by name) anyway, we were in a pub near the venue they were playing at later, and one of the lead singer/gutarists, Amy came over to us, said Hi, and asked us how we were. I, in my widom(and being completely drunk) said...Drunk! That was it, the only thinh I said. Oh dear!
I have since spoken to her without making an idiot of myself, ao I think I got away with it!
I find that you just can't go wrong with sleep. There's really nothing better, and even if you've been a complete sweetie pie, sleep is still the answer.
What rude 'inappropriate (often sexual) comments'?
And here's me waiting for some saucy, sleazy, trashy, naughty, filthy sexual asides .. and I go and bloody miss them!
Damn & blast...
Hans - With us around, perhaps it won't be such a lost art after all. =) And you know, the 'sleep' thing did help. Now if I could just do it on a regular basis.
Motormouth - That makes me laugh because when you're drunk, nothing seems out of place. Until that brief moment of 'oh hell, what did I just do' kicks in. Either way, another drink usually clears it all away!
Jay - Sleep is the answer to most anything, I agree. And if I personally am ever a complete sweetie pie... people get edgy and nervous. That is like the calm before the storm. =)
Wayne - You silly, I wasn't going to list them here. It typically happens in person, or otherwise feeding off anothers comments. That's the fun of it, you just don't see the comments coming til they jump up behind you, reach around and grab you by the ______ (enter whatever part seems appropriate for you). Sometimes they just come flying out of my mouth without permission, sometimes I get the spark of a thought and a very devilish look takes over. So call me, we'll do lunch, I'll make comments...lol.
Jenn - I love that line.... always have! =)
Another drink does help, but the morning after, when you are sober is the worst!
Motormouth - yeah, that's when the humiliation kicks in!
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