Monday, April 25, 2005

I hear the banjos...

There is a reason that inbreeding is bad. It was summed up today for me while at work. I don't know for sure that the irritating masses of humans I encountered today were in fact inbred, but it sure would explain alot. With that in mind, here is what I'd like to know:
  • How do you think you have the right to bitch about elevators not working, explaining that you've hit the button several times, when you have in fact pressed the button for a light switch? Do you not see the light turning on and off?
  • Since when is it acceptable to prepare food (in a hospital, no less) while wiping your nose on your hand?
  • Does someone really need to remind you to put out your cigarette before walking into said hospital?
  • In order to send pain meds to a patient, we need an actual order. Yes, shocking I know. Do other healthcare facilities just dole out narcotics willy-nilly for unknown patients because the nurses say 'but the patient is due for it'? What patient? What meds? What dose... strength?
  • Is it hard to grasp the concept of not walking directly under a LifeFlight helicopter as it is landing? Um, really...

This is why inbreeding is bad. It is the only thing I can think of that would make people behave like such fools. Now, I love to have music while I work... I just wasn't planning on it being the banjos from Deliverance.


11 comments:

Just Somebody said...

You have to wonder how people that stupid are visiting or working in the hospital rather than in there being treated for some bizarre self-inflicted injury.....

broomhilda said...

I have been advacating the sterilization of the chronically stupid for years. No one listens.
Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

Motormouth said...

I think they should find an island, far away from civilisation, and dump all the stupid people there!

LiVEwiRe said...

Carpy - There are days that the line between patients and employees blurs.

eKapa - You mean they make stupid people in SA, too? My condolences!

Broomhilda - Let's start a petition. Now...

Motormouth - They have. But they've inadvertantly migrated and all gotten loose once again. Damn them...

Skrambled Egghead Reborn said...

The fact that George Bush was re-elected demonstrates that the stupid people outnumber the sensible ones, at least here in America.

ShellBug526 said...

The title of this post made me crack up!

arthur decko said...

wow, you sure do have high expectations for humans...

LiVEwiRe said...

Skrambled - I'm still clinging onto my 49%-ness with pride!

Shell - 'crack'... maybe they're on crack; thanks for the idea! =)

retarius - yes, it is my curse. such high expectations...

Anonymous said...

How utterly and completely surprising (said dripping with sarcasm) that I completely agree with Skrambled Egghead. There are some concepts my inferior intellect will never be able to fully grasp: infinity, why women where high heels, and just how incredibly and utterly misguided, stupid, ignorant, etc ad nauseum (as opposed to ad infinitum since infinity and I don't get along too well) 51% of the populace of the USA is. THEY ACTUALLY WANTED 4 MORE YEARS OF THAT PEA BRAINED DUMBASS. Incomprehensible.

Anonymous said...

Stop Inbreeding - Ban Country Music!

LiVEwiRe said...

FCM - Warning - don't wear that tee shirt in Ohio...lol