Ok, you got me - it was the title of a spam email in my bulk box but it did make me think. About what, I'm not sure, but hey, anything that gets me to think can't be all bad, can it? I'm still confused over it though.
I had to take a break from my most recent activity and this is what I came up with.
This comes from stuffonmycat.com, which is a riot. Go there. You'll laugh. (There's a link in the lower right corner of my sidebar which is why I'm not duplicating it here.)
Anyway, my most recent activity... yes, it's that time. I'm on the search for a new place to live. Not that drug lords, vandals and gunshots are undesirable in a neighborhood, but, well, yeah - they pretty much are. I'm teetering on the edge of Move # 41... dun, dun, duh. (That reminds me unnervingly of 'Area 51'...) At this moment, I need an aspirin the size of a hockey puck for my aching head, and this is just the beginning.
Oh well. I'm able to be appeased by scanning my new purchases... two tank/short pj sets with Happy Bunny on them; one says 'cute but psycho, things even out' and the other (my fave) says 'crazy doesn't even begin to cover it'! Heh. Ooh, and a pink Debbie Harry/Blondie tee that utterly kicks ass.
Oh shit... I'm talking about clothes... I must be in denial about the impending move.
So anyway, what's your take on the skis through a revolving door thing?
23 comments:
haaa I knew you'd get a kick out of 'stuff on my cat' - that picture is just TOO funny!!
hmmm - like skis through a revolving door... THESE are the days of MY life!!
Lol well depending on the door size it could be remotly possible, provided that its accurately timed lol! I wonder if it has ever been tried!
Kitty - Oh yeah, that site is the best! And I thought it was 'sand through the hourglass'? No? Well, skis through a revolving door describe life more accurately I guess!
Marco - That would have to be some insane timing! I'm not up for it, but if you are, let me know how it goes!
Yup, I reckon even if your skis were short enough, a revolving door would kick out all the snow anyway. Stick to in-line skates.
May not be possible... but it would be fun to try it.:)
Why would anyone want to ski though a revolving door?
Hah! I don't possess enough grace in my body to just walk thru a revolving door...much less ski thru one! ;)
Moving again! Geez! I'm sending you a whole case of Advil...sounds like you're gonna need it!
Ski though a revolving door? Hmmm.... I think it must be something about the fire code. It forbids the operation of power boats indoors.
When I'm about to move again, I tend to become anti-shopping because I get obsessed about anything new is just more stuff to pack and move!!
Kyknoord - Me? In-line skates? Are you kidding?! I have a hard enough time on in-line FEET!
Chitty - Correction: It would be fun to watch someone try. I'd rather be on the sidelines pointing and laughing! =)
Stacy - Exactly! First time I ever walked through one took me 5 minutes to get up the courage, then I closed my eyes, amazed I came out on the other side! Yep, get the Advil ready!
Jason - Oooh! But power boats would be more fun as an option, don't you think? Besides... we don't need no stinkin' fire codes... =)
Jay - Oh crap, I forgot about that part! Return! Return!
the engineer in me finds two solutions:
1) U are a hobbit. U can ski through a normal revolving door!
2) extremeley huge revolving doors (after all U need only to increase the time for the door to evolve --> read evolving is relative)
I had a third solution to this but I think I forgot it ;)
It's all about timing, innit...? Angle your skis right, wait for the moment when the openings are aligned, now go-go-go!
And hope that if you get stuck, the repairman (or EMTs...) will make up for it over a Diet Coke soundtrack.
If Clark Kent can turn into Superman in a telephone booth, surely Livewire can ski through a revolving door?
love the kitty pic. good luck with your next move. I agree with reluctant. you go Supergirl.
Tigress - This is true, it said nothing about the size of the revolving door; perhaps this can be done! =)
Anne - See there IS a good side to being stuck...
Nomad - Well, as long as my cape doesn't get caught!
Whatalotoffun - That pic makes me giggle every time I see it! To make it official, do I get a big "S" on my chest, too? =)
Huh. I've been hearing a lot about zen-speaking spam emails nowadays. Maybe spam is getting wiser, so to speak? After all, you did say in a previous post about too much running?
As for the pic, gah. The intermediate cat association is in an uproar. :-(
I'm afraid I can't comment, being the worst skiier in the world and all.
But cool cat!
you can have the whole superwomen outfit you havent lost all that weight for nothing.
No, your shirt will have to read SC for Super Cat!! Also went to the site and had a good old laugh!! Thank you for putting a smile on my dial on an otherwise crappy Wednesday!!!!
No truer words have ever been spoken. But don't ask me how I know. ;o)
Those tees sound cute!
Gatto - It's scary when spam is getting smarter than we are! =) And I assure you, the individual shown in the photo was plied with amounts of catnip so large, you'd be jealous! =)
Terri - You? A poor skier? Nah! Never.... (thinking back to post...)
Whatalotoffun - I get a special outfit? Very, very cool!
Buddess - Isn't that a fun site? I go there ever couple of days and scroll through until I find where I left off. Always good for a smile; always!
AbNorMal - You've tried it haven't you?!?! You went through on skis!!!! =)
IndeGrl - Hey you! Yeah, can you believe it's going to be #41?! I'm starting to look at places to live so I'll keep the temporary roomate thing in mind for ya'! Of course, we could also be temp roomies here in Western Psych; always good to keep your options open. ;)
The spam makes a good argument.
I'm back, wht did I miss. Actually I didn't really go anywhere, I just couldn't get on the internet. How are you?
Motor - Isn't it scary when spam makes a good argument?! I was wondering where you've been lately! ;)
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